My local TV listings magazine, StarWeek, recently restored its detailed listings in an effort to lure newspaper subscribers into paying 50 cents a week more for a better TV magazine.
With dull and deplorable listings like these, they may be in trouble...
America's Funniest Home Videos: A man pulls a prank on his girlfriend; videos from Kentucky.
Minute To Win It: A firefighter must put a lampshade on his head with a fishing rod while blindfolded.
Gene Simmons Family Jewels: Gene surprises Shannon with a little piece of Canada.
Your Kid Ate What? A 1-year-old girl gets a sticker lodged in her throat; a boy, 8, chokes on a whistle.
Look-a-Like: A kindergarten teacher is transformed into a dancing vixen.
Fawlty Towers: Hearing-impaired guest is pest.
Friends: An exchange between Ross and Rachel.
The TV Drivel Listing of the day, awarded for its awe-inspiring refusal to say nothing of interest:
Stargate Atlantis: An ancient weapon.
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment