Lies, All Lies!

Who knew TV was so dependent for plots on people lying to each other? (All listings for prime time April 14.)

Modern Family:

Jay creates an elaborate lie to cover up the fact he killed Manny's pet turtle.

Accidentally on Purpose :
When Zack is pulled over for speeding, Billie pretends to be in labor to get him out of getting a ticket

The Unit:
Jonas poses as a diamond merchant in Africa.

The Unit:
Jonas and the team trick an arrogant Department of Defense official into joining a field mission.

Wizards of Waverly Place:
Alex wants to date the school's bandleader, who is turned off by her sour attitude, so she casts a spell on herself to become a positive person.

American Greed:
Kirk Wright, a hedge-fund manager who scammed professional athletes; a phony erectile-dysfunction drug.

That '70s Show:
Contrary to what she tells Eric, Donna's review of their first sexual encounter is not good. Or private.

I guess sex, lies and video have always gone together!