Sunday, April 11, 2010

All Class, All the Time

Once upon a time, people thought television would become a medium of culture and enlightenment...
Selected listings for Monday, April 12:

King of Queens:
Doug accidentally shoots himself in a rather sensitive area with a staple gun.

Most Extreme:
"Slime Balls" The Top 10 slimiest animals are counted down

Two and a Half Men:
Alan tolerates Jake's new friend, who is a bad influence, because he's attracted to the boy's mother, played by Courtney Thorne-Smith.

Everybody Loves Raymond:
"Boob Job:" Debra considers getting breast implants after Ray gushes about another woman's surgically enhanced bosom.

My Fair Brady: Maybe Baby?:
Adrianne decides she wants breast augmentation

Married...With Children:
"Naughty but Niece:" Is Bud's passionate encounter with Marcy's niece a dream or real?

Golden Girls:
While the girls take a disappointing trip, Sophia enjoys herself at home getting to know the gardener.

Everybody Loves Raymond:
Debra is floored to learn that their newly purchased used car was Ray's high-school "make-out mobile."

And now the TV Drivel Award for Worst Concept for a TV Show Compounded by Very Bad Timing:

Family Guy:
Mort Goldman mistakenly enters Stewie's time machine (he thought it was a bathroom) and is transported back to Poland on Sept. 1, 1939. It's the day of the German invasion.

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