It's Self-Improvement Night at TV Drivel

Selected prime-time TV listings for Saturday, April 19.
Tonight's theme: In just 30 minutes (minus commercials), you can become A New Better You!

Corner Gas:
Davis is sent to a sensitivity course after making too many blonde jokes.

Tyler Perry’s House of Pain:
Curtis teaches Malik and Jazmine a lesson in money management.

Family Guy:
The family enrolls Chris in a snooty boarding school.

Zoey 101:
Michael and Logan must teach Chase how to dance.

Family Guy:
When Meg is rejected by a cute boy at school, Liz takes her to the mall for a makeover.

Crusoe:
Crusoe decides to test his own skills by re-enacting some of the challenges Friday faced as a child.

disBAND:
Guru Greig Nori helps Abandon All Ships overcome their egos.

Who knew self-improvement was such a big theme on TV these days? Must mean something...

And now, today’s Best Free Makeover of the Day:

Stargate Atlantis:
Rodney begins to evolve into a superhuman.
(Well, sure. It’s spring. Everyone’s doing that.)