George Lopez: "George considers the financial possibilities when his father-in-law and best friends want permission to date his long-lost sister."
(Guess George wants a piece of the auction…)
19th Hole: "Roundtable discussion of current events in the world of golf."
(Tiger, Tiger, burning bright.)
American Idol: "A contestant is eliminated."
(Way to make it sound like some sort of sordid competition)
Wizards of Waverly Place: "Alex uses a pocket elf to pass a Spanish exam."
(What would you use - a leprechaun?)
Drivel of the Day:
Canadian Geographic: "Probing the secrets locked in Canada’s glaciers."
(“Hey, isn’t that Jimmy Hoffa?” “Yeah, and he’s looking good!”)
No comments:
Post a Comment