It's Me or the TV: Today's Worst Titles!

I know that TV has changed a lot since the networks imploded and special-interest cable took over with shows that cost $99.95 or less to produce (that's for the whole season, not per episode).

But today even the names of shows are drivel!

Please leave the room if you have watched any of the following shows:

Strikeforce: Nashville (CBS)

It’s Me or the Dog (Animal Planet)

Pit Bulls and Parolees (Ditto)

Destroy Build Destroy (Cartoon Network)

Most Terrifying Places in America (Travel Channel)

Celebrity Ghost Stories (A&E) (Anson Williams guest-stars in today's episode. As celebrity or ghost?)

Weird, True & Freaky (Animal Planet) “Exploring unusual jobs involving animals.” (Maybe some of the smarter mammals could become TV producers?)

When Weather Changed History (Weather Channel)

Say Yes to the Dress (TLC)

Man V. Food (Travel)

Ultimate Recipe Showdown (I guess Food V. Food sounded too derivative?)

Tough Love Couples (VH1)

And you knew it had to come to this:

Animal Cops: Miami (Animal Planet, again! Are there no leash laws?)

Finally, our Award for Most Underwhelming New Series Title goes to PBS for:

Everyday Food

Don't miss the season finale on preparing celery with Cheez Whiz!